Can You Say Crazy Cat Lady?

The British are just so much more polite than we Americans are. Across the pond, as they say, if someone does something really freakin' stupid, do they say "What the fuck is wrong with you" as we would over here. Or maybe that's just me, but whatever, no they would not. They would say something like "Well, that's interesting but I'm not sure I would do that."

Case in point, this crazy cat lady who had the faces of her dead cats tattooed on her back. Yep. And at last count, there were five little kitties inked permanently. Plus, they had accessories: a dunce cap on one, another wears a monocle. Really, a monocle.

By the way, this woman is only twenty-three. I predict a lot of one-night stands with the lights definitely OFF.    Because...

photo from Wales News Service

Zeeks. That's naked that shouldn't be.

Anyway, the comments in the online newspaper where this was posted, ranged from "a complete catastrophe" to "What a wonderful thing to do for those cats" to "A nice memory I suppose, but not for me."

Really? I'm sorry but I'm calling batshit crazy here.

How do I say that in British? Asking for a friend.

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Sniglisms: Part 2

So it sure has been an eventful week. Some of us are still bouncing back from the hurricane, and we are all recuperating from the election. Whether your chosen candidate won or lost, chances are you are dealing better with the aftermath than Eric Hartsburg.

Hartsburg is a pro-wrestler from Indiana who, for a reason I cannot imagine, decided to auction off space on his face. As luck would have it, the winning bid required him to get a Romney-Ryan logo tattoo. A Romney supporter, he didn't have a problem with the tattoo before the election. After...well, he seems resigned to be a supporter for life. Wonder how his wife feels about it. He didn't tell her about the tattoo until an hour before he got it. And you wonder where all the great guys have gone.

In other news, they held the World Pole Dancing Championships this past weekend in Switzerland. Pole Dancing Championships. Did you ever? While the Chinese, with their circus experience in pole dancing, were expected to top the competition, it was not to be. Instead it was the Russian and Ukraine women who were the acrobatic wonders of the contest. Now I don't think they are famous for their circus pole dancing, perhaps they honed their pole dancing skills some other way. Could be all that glitter does bring gold.