Monday, October 1, 2012

Random Thoughts from a Scattered Brain: October 1

Today is the first of October, a date which holds absolutely no significance for me. It just happens to be the day when I thought it might be a good idea to gather a few of the weird things or interesting stories which are bouncing around in my brain.

First up: So did you hear about the woman who has 100+ orgasms day? It seems there is a whole new syndrome out there, and while it sounds like quite an enjoyable syndromes go, I imagine it might impact your life adversely.  Persistent genital arousal disorder (PGAD) affects some women to the point where they cannot go out in public or at the least, battle their bodies to have a semblance of a normal life. Everyday activities like driving or laundry create intense and uncontrollable waves of both pleasure and pain. Sounds like it could be annoying as hell.
But then again...

Check out one woman's story

Next we have our old friend, Todd Akin. You remember him, the "legitimate rape" Republican House Representative. Well, I guess he landed back on earth from whatever orbit he was in following that insulting and idiotic remark. Listen up, he's got a new one. He feels government shouldn't be involved in deciding if women should be paid equally to men for the same job. He thinks when the government starts putting their nose in the private business of the people, well that's when trouble happens. NO SHIT. But that apparently did not matter when he was giving a whole new definition to rape. ugh.

Listen to him here.

And how about the Bagel Heads in Japan...didn't catch that one? Well tell me, why wouldn't you want to inject a huge glob of saline solution into your forehead so it looks like a giant zit about to pop? But, that is not quite the look they are after. After the technician injects 400 cc of saline, he then puts a thumbprint into the middle of the faux zit to create a bagel shaped design in the middle of your forehead. Why, you ask? Try Extreme Body Modification...yep, that's what I said. Luckily these injections dissipate in about sixteen hours. So do you get one of these injections for a special event? And if more than one person shows up at a party with a bagel head, is that like two women wearing the same dress... just asking.

Look at the Bagel Heads

Don't think that look will be seen on the streets on New York any time soon.


1 comment:

  1. wow bagel heads.who thinks up this crap?at least i skated tn this marbeous blog