I'm sorry, but is there really anyone out there who would not click on the story with a headline which reads "Man's Penis Stolen In His Sleep."
Now this story is right behind the one about the man with the world's largest penis being detained at the airport because security thought he might be...packing. Well, apparently he was...just nothing illegal. Airport screeners tried as delicately as they could to frisk this guy without touching anything...not an easy task when this man is on record as being the world's "big boy."
What does this all mean? I have no idea. Life is getting more and more insane. Lately there are more and more crazy stories about things that are probably best left unsaid. Just not by me.
Shit, I need to post a photo with this blog...this could be interesting.